Selected Humor Articles in Smaller Market Newspapers

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  • Salem News: “Worst summer vacations in history” (Aug. 16, 2014)
  • Newburyport News: “Worst summer vacations in history” (Aug. 16, 2014)
  • Gloucester Times: “Worst summer vacations in history” (Aug. 16, 2014)
  • Eagle Tribune: “Worst summer vacations in history” (Aug. 16, 2014)
  • Gloucester Times: “My View: My life is an open e-book” (March 10, 2011)
  • Eagle Tribune: “My View: My life is an open e-book” (March 10, 2011)
  • Andover Townsman: “My View: My life is an open e-book” (March 10, 2011)
  • The Daily News of Newburyport/Newburyport News: “My View: My life is an open e-book” (March 10, 2011)
  • Salem News: “My View: My life is an open e-book” (March 10, 2011)
  • Derry News: “My View: My life is an open e-book” (March 10, 2011)
  • Carriage Towne News: “My View: My life is an open e-book” (March 10, 2011)
  • Greenwich Post: “Medieval Mystery: Who’s Got the Moat” (Nov. 29, 2007)
  • Salem News: “Bush Campaign Targets the Lovelorn” (Oct. 7, 2004)
  • Salem News: “In land of Trump, $40 million is chump change” (June 2, 2004)
  • Salem News: “Lots of Pain Involved in ‘Springing Forward'” (April 3, 2004)
  • Gloucester Daily Times: “Lots of Pain Involved in ‘Springing Forward'” (April 3, 2004)
  • Newburyport (MA) Daily News: “Lots of Pain Involved in ‘Springing Forward'” (April 3, 2004)
  • Salem News: “Question for the New Season: Is it Real or is it Reality TV?” (Sept. 23, 2003)
  • Salem News: “In Latest Scandal to Rock Investment Industry, AG Looks into Citigroup ‘kid pro quo’ ” (Nov. 19, 2002)
  • Salem News: “Iraqi Leader Really Knows How to Run a Campaign” (Oct. 18, 2002)
  • Salem News: “Trapped in Brave New World of Debit Cards, PINs and Megabanks” (Mar. 26, 2001)
  • Salem News: “Why a First Birthday Party Without a Theme is Like a Wedding Without a Bride” (Feb. 27, 2001)
    Salem News: “My Parents Went to the Inauguration, and all I got was This Lousy T-Shirt” (Jan. 20, 2001)
  • Gloucester Daily Times: “Gift-giving: ‘Thanks, You Really, Really, Really Shouldn’t Have!’ (Dec 21. 2000)
  • Salem News: “Gift-giving: ‘Thanks, You Really, Really, Really Shouldn’t Have!'” (Dec. 21, 2000)
  • Salem News: “How to Survive Your College Reunion: Here’s Hint: Lie a Lot” (Nov. 10, 2000)
  • Salem News: “LCS Index says in Kennebunkport, it’s Bush by a landslide” (Nov. 2, 2000)
  • Salem News: “Best or Worst Dressed, the Important Thing is Getting on People’s list” (Oct. 13, 2000)
  • Salem News: “Why I’m not watching the Olympics” (Sept. 28, 2000)
  • Salem News: “When Good Cars Go Bad” (Sept. 8, 2000)
  • Salem News: “Baseball Needs a New Song; for Sox Fans it Should be Something Blue” (Aug. 3, 2000)
  • Salem News: “Zillioniare” (June 15, 2000)
  • Salem News“Mother’s Day Shopping Tips for Shopping-impaired Guys” (May 13, 2000)
  • Salem News: “Y2K: And What about the Human Factor?” (Dec. 30, 1999)
  • Manchester (CT) Journal Inquirer: “Tips for the Shopping-Impaired” (Dec. 18, 1999)
  • Salem News: “Double-Oh-Seven Habits of Secret Agents” (Dec. 1, 1999)
  • Salem News: “Suburban Blues” (Sept., 1999)
  • Salem News: “Pregnancy Survival Guide for Men” (Apr. 1999)
  • Salem News: “Modern Wonder Woman Would Make a Great Partner for Really-can-fix-it Man” (Apr. 12, 1999)
  • Salem News: “Goodbye to all that” (Jan. , 1999)
  • Salem News: “Hints from ‘The Office Party Survival Guide'” (Dec. 17, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Business Travel a Lousy Way to See the U.S.A.” (Nov. 25, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Must-see TV may be Path to College Degree” (Oct. 19, 1998)
  • Salem News: “If You’re Going to Enjoy Your Yard, Forget About the Lawn” (Sept. 21, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Going to the Dogs: Animal-related Sayings Really get his Goat” (Aug. 27, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Buy This Book or Else” (Aug. 10, 1998)
  • Salem News: “I’ve Got a Ticket to Drive” (July 17, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Finding a Barbecue Fit for the Holiday is No Easy Task” (July 3, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Grand Old Flag Makes for a Blah Holiday” (June 17, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Five Mistakes not to Make After College” (June 1, 1998)
  • Salem News: “Forget About Broadway, I’ll Take Abbot Hall” (Apr. 20, 1998)
  • Salem News: “At Today’s Bookstore the Menu’s a Better Read Than the Bestseller List” (Apr. 6, 1998)
  • Salem News: “A League of Their Own” (Feb. 23, 1998)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “From Guilt City to Spin City: Evade the Holiday Trap Laid by Your Parents Next Year” (Jan. 30, 1998)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “Bookstore Isn’t for Books” (Jan. 13, 1998)
  • Boston Business Journal: “Top-secret Business Consulting Tips from Bond, James Bond” (Dec. 26, 1997)
  • Salem News: “Forget about Those Beanie Babies! Look for the New ‘Retirement Barbie'” (Dec. 24, 1997)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “The Idiot Box Goes to School” (Dec. 6, 1997)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “Lawn Club for Men: Where’s Sy Sperling When You Need Him?” (Nov. 8, 1997)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “Stars and Stripes, Whatever” (June 14, 1997)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “When Food Meets Fashion, Who’s Eating?” (Jan. 25, 1997)
  • The Boston Tab: “The Spiel and the Deal” (July 29, 1997)
  • The Boston Tab: “High Cuisine, High Fashion” (July 8, 1997)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “Joining the Mafia: How to Get an Offer You Can’t Refuse” (Jan. 1, 1997)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “What if Barbie Went Real-life for Christmas?” (Nov. 18, 1996)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “They Came from Another World…or Refrigerator” (Sept. 6, 1996)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “Helping the Queen Make a Mint” (Aug. 29, 1996)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “10 Steps for the New Michael Jackson” (Jan. 26, 1996)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “12 Dismays of Christmas” (Dec. 26, 1994)
  • Manchester Journal Inquirer: “Why I Won’t Watch the Olympics” (Feb. 25, 1994)

 

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